Does anybody remember the famous episode of WKRP in Cincinnati where station manager Walter Carlson arranged a Thanksgiving publicity stunt...the dropping of live turkeys over the city from a helicopter? And the resultant, uh, horrible mess that followed? The capper was Carlson's stunned line: "As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly!"
Well...

Well...
NEWARK, N.J. --Maybe they knew what was coming. Two dozen live turkeys bound for Thanksgiving tables fell off a truck Friday on the New Jersey Turnpike, briefly snarling traffic near Newark Liberty International Airport.
"I think we should be investigating this as an escape attempt," said Joseph Orlando, a spokesman for the New Jersey Turnpike Authority.
The two crates fell as a truck was leaving the highway, and a toll booth supervisor who spotted them contacted authorities. The birds, which survived the fall, will presumably be returned to the trucker -- if the driver notices they're missing, Orlando said.