Smell Like Burger King With New Body Spray: "FLAME"

[Blue Velvet]

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
— Henry Mencken

No, it's not the 1st of April.

Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men's body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers.

But isn't this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No!

According to a press release, "The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME™, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAME™ is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky's retailers in-store or online."

http://gothamist.com/2008/12/15/smell_like_burger_king_with_new_bod.php

Buy it now while stocks last. I'll take mine with onion rings.

 

[jonbravo77]

Oh god. Why?

 

[themoonisdown09]

That's just nasty.

I had a friend who worked at Sonic a while back. When he came over wearing the same clothes he had on at work, it would almost make me gag.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Oh god. Why?

Why? Who wouldn't want to smell like a burger? Have you no sense of occasion? Seductive, aromatic... hot.

In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.

 

[jonbravo77]

Why? Who wouldn't want to smell like a burger? Have you no sense of occasion? Seductive, aromatic... hot.

In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.

Nope, still gonna have to stick with original question.... Why?

 

[bassproguy07]

Why? Who wouldn't want to smell like a burger? Have you no sense of occasion? Seductive, aromatic... hot.

In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.

will you get angry at him when he tries to sell himself for a dollar?

 

[Blue Velvet]

will you get angry at him when he tries to sell himself for a dollar?

Of course. Always try to upsell to a meal.

 

[EricNau]

I honestly couldn't come up with a worse idea if I tried.

Meanwhile, do you have to refrigerate the spray so it doesn't go rancid?

 

[jonbravo77]

It should be a time release spray. At first, the sensual smell of the whopper then, what's this french fries. Oh wait that's not all, is that the smell of a hot apple pie next?

 

[Yvan256]

Why? Who wouldn't want to smell like a burger? Have you no sense of occasion? Seductive, aromatic... hot.

In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.

"Who knows, maybe Whopper and Soda could be friend?" - George Costanza

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

will you get angry at him when he tries to sell himself for a dollar?

Of course. Always try to upsell to a meal.

Brings new meaning to the term Whopper Virgins.

 

[leekohler]

This is completely stupid. Go work at Burger King if you want to smell like a burger.

 

[mkrishnan]

This is completely stupid. Go work at Burger King if you want to smell like a burger.

Would it be inappropriate at this point to observe that, it's bad enough that meat-eaters taste worse than vegetarians, now they have to smell worse than them too?

Ahem, so I hear.

 

[leekohler]

Would it be inappropriate at this point to observe that, it's bad enough that meat-eaters taste worse than vegetarians, now they have to smell worse than them too?

Ahem, so I hear.

Oh my...when was the last time you ate a meat-eater or vegetarian?

 

[dukebound85]

all this would do is make me think of food and then get hungry

 

[bobfitz14]

will you get angry at him when he tries to sell himself for a dollar?

hahah my dad hates that commercial, i don't mind it. it's so funny though, when it comes on he's like oh i would have to be paid a lot of money to be on a commercial like that.

 

[rdowns]

Idiot consumers will buy this because they think it will make it a Whopper.

In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.

Adolph Whopper or Whopper Hilter?

 

[GSMiller]

That's just nasty.

I had a friend who worked at Sonic a while back. When he came over wearing the same clothes he had on at work, it would almost make me gag.

Yeah I used to have the same experience when my sister would from home after working at Taco Bell all day.

 

[Foxglove9]

Am I the only one who loves the smell of burger? I'd be interested in smelling this, but I'd probably want to eat all day.

 

[Antares]

The sad thing is, I'm really tempted to buy a few cans of this just beacuse it's so absurd...and can show people that it is indeed real.

 

[.Andy]

What a fantastically simple marketing gimmick. With very little effort or cost Burger King have made headlines around the world. And now I'm hungry. Clever .

 

[Gray-Wolf]

GO to the site, hit the spray a couple times, and you get a nice moving waterfall.

 

[EricNau]

And now I'm hungry. Clever .

I thought you were vegetarian.

As someone who doesn't eat beef, nothing sickens me more than the thought or smell of a charbroiled hamburger.

 

[Abstract]

Great for the chubby chasers to seduce America's "larger" women.


Just make sure you don't get any of that spray on your penis. Some woman may devour it.

 

[.Andy]

I thought you were vegetarian.

I am - I had a breakfast of some baked beans and vegetarian sausages instead - the advertising didn't work so well on me .

Does BK actually have a vegetarian burger? I am oblivious .