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So If Spider Man and Mary Jane Do It....

solvs said:
They have a Daughter in the future named May. Spidergirl. Don't ask me how I know that.
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Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrd!!! :p

I was just imaging the birth - would it be a regular human birth or would Mary-Jane sort of pop open and a thousand little babies would come running out?
 
Chundles said:
Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrd!!! :p

I was just imaging the birth - would it be a regular human birth or would Mary-Jane sort of pop open and a thousand little babies would come running out?
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Oh god o_O Such a bad image. :eek:
 
It's odd because according to Wikipedia, Spiderwoman is the daughter of Peter Parker but in PS2's Ultimate Alliance Spiderwoman claims that she has no blood relation to Spiderman and is stronger :eek: .
 
phungy said:
It's odd because according to Wikipedia, Spiderwoman is the daughter of Peter Parker but in PS2's Ultimate Alliance Spiderwoman claims that she has no blood relation to Spiderman and is stronger :eek: .
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Alright, you now hold the nerd crown.
 
The real question here is science fact versus science fiction (or Marvel lore).
If has been bitten by a radioactive spider and has taken on their attributes, then yes, his dna has changed and so will his sperm.
But being a man of the cloth, I am against such unholy alliances.:rolleyes:
 
I think the whole marvel universe is overrated. I prefer the darker spawn universe :D Oh and about marvel, they release hundereds of different universes in which everything about spiderboy and all sorts of things arre messed up. Relatives are never quite who you think they are in these things, and of course you have to buy all the different comics for all the different series monthly to keep in touch with the story.
 
Considering he's been seriously exposed to radioactivity, wouldn't Spiderman be most likely infertile? :confused:

Or even this? :D
 
we need more threads like this, oh i feel the nerd coming out oh ah oh ah


marvel needs to do what dc did and kill off all the other universes like they did in the infinte crisis series. it kind of summed everything up. i'm not sure what would happen if mj and spidey did the nasty. i would think the radioactivity changed his sperm since it changed his dna. or maybe it just gave the attributes that has increased and would transfer that to the offspring.
 
Well, we can safely say that the radioactivty in the spider bite has changed Spiderman's dna. What was never expained, is why his actual physical appearance didn't change. Why didn't he grow extra arms or legs? Or have a ravenous thirst?
These changes would definitely be passed onto his offspring, regardless of who the mother was.
 
PreacherKane said:
Well, we can safely say that the radioactivty in the spider bite has changed Spiderman's dna. What was never expained, is why his actual physical appearance didn't change. Why didn't he grow extra arms or legs? Or have a ravenous thirst?
These changes would definitely be passed onto his offspring, regardless of who the mother was.
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Well actually there have been mutations. I remember in one of the animated series' he actually stated mutating into a spider-mutant creature that resembled a large tarantula. So there's some foof for thought.
 
I remember reading somewhere that if superman were to have sex with lois, that his sperm would have killed her. Something about how each one of his cells would have destroyed each one of hers. Plus, because he is a different species, he would be unable to reproduce with a human...
 
mgargan1 said:
I remember reading somewhere that if superman were to have sex with lois, that his sperm would have killed her. Something about how each one of his cells would have destroyed each one of hers. Plus, because he is a different species, he would be unable to reproduce with a human...
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Yeah...I can imagine a lot of collateral damage in the "faster than a speeding bullet" race towards the egg.
 
Here's the link about the superman thing...

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

here's a little bit of what it says...

"Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.

Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)

In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.

Artificial insemination may give us better results. "
 
mgargan1 said:
(*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)
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I guess that's what the big window in the barn was for, so Clark could aim and fire :D
 
mgargan1 said:
Here's the link about the superman thing...

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

here's a little bit of what it says...

"Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.

Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)

In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.

Artificial insemination may give us better results. "
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.
 
It seems another solution may be to conceive and for Lois to carry the child to term under the light of a red sun. After all, Ali bested Superman in a bout under a red sun...surely the same could work for SuperSperm™ vs. Lois Lane.
 
There is always adoption people.

If Superman's semen were to shoot out at such velocity, how do their people deal with it? Do the women of that planet have uteri made of kevlar?
 
SamIchi said:
There is always adoption people.

If Superman's semen were to shoot out at such velocity, how do their people deal with it? Do the women of that planet have uteri made of kevlar?
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No, but Krypton had a red sun, so problem solved. :)
 
This reminds me of the time Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman naked and on her back, apparently sunbathing. So he flew down faster than a speeding bullet, poked her with great vigor, and took off back into the air -- so fast that no one saw him.

"What the @$^& was that?" screamed Wonder Woman.
"I don't know," the Invisible Man cried, "but my ass sure hurts!"
 
Well if Superman can scrape some of his SuperSperm™ off a wall after um, enjoying himself then He could always take into to the local sperm bank to take care of his parental needs. But I thought this was a Spiderman thread? Aren't they from rival comic companies?
 
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