Nope, I have a MBPro. It does some of that but not all.
And I get your point, and agree, but the statement was that the iPad can do more than 'any' laptop. So the best most powerful laptop that you might use for heavy coding. iPad is better. The best laptop for playing old video formats or re-encoding them. iPad is better. You need a tough hardened physically tough laptop that will survive an expedition to Antarctica. Don't get a laptop, none can do it better than the iPad. You need to do professional multitrack recording for your band's new CD. Use an iPad. You need to present your architectural drawings to your customer and do on the fly notes and tweaks. Use an iPad. You need to do some heavy batch RAW photo processing. Use your iPad, it's better. Got a great idea for a new Linux application? You can program that on your iPad, it's the best device for that. You need to remotely administer your company network? iPad for sure.
I use my iPad every day, and I had my iPad3 for YEARS and used it every day. Also awesome.
But even something a simple as updating a spreadsheet in cloud storage is far quicker and easier on the laptop. Sure I can do it on the iPad too, but it's just not as quick and efficient, and to think that an iPad is better than every laptop in every situation is just asinine, and only a conclusion that can reasonably be help by someone with barely any understanding of either iPads or laptops.