Solved it! If you're in the same boat at me (No files, Icloud crashes constantly) then you can fix it via "internet accounts" NOT Appleid settings, uncheck icloud drive and choose "keep a copy". After finder crashes you can renable icloud
Everything will magically appear. No idea where the files were in lou however but I am just glad that everything is back.
FINAL EDIT: The files will reappear in ~/icloud archive. It's up to you if you want to try moving everything back. I opted just to delete the archive and resync icloud. Everything is working now.