Somewhere in Cupertino...

[JimKirk]

Steve jobs pulls into his handicapped spot and parks sideways as he does every day.

He makes his way into his office and prepares for the morning meetings.

He looks at his prototype islate and thinks (I am so awesome).

10:00 am Meeting with Apple Engineering about Imac production issues.
11:00 am Meeting with Apple Product Development about the new iphone and the new islate.
12:00 pm Lunch

At 10:00 am he makes his way into the conference room for his 10:00 am.

An engineer from the engineering department is discussing the issues with the late 2009 Imacs.

Steve looks at the sales figures for the Imacs and sees that they are through the roof. Reminds himself again how awesome he is.

Steve says:
I don't see a problem here. Gets up to go to his next meeting.

 

[miles01110]

I'm pretty sure the iPhone/slate meeting starts at 9 and goes through until 5 with a working lunch. Close, though.

 

[rdowns]

This thread belongs in a handicapped spot. (With all due respect to the handicapped)

 

[TSX]

Steve Jobs is probrably thinking we should have named it "MacMan".

 

[Drag'nGT]

If the current Steve is like the old school one, he's got a foot up someone's ass and a phone in the other to LG asking what's the deal with his new killer screen screwing up!?

I'm still on the fence about what's causing the issues. I've heard about hard drives with issues and the screens. Both of which are hardware issues.

 

[sparkie1984]

when i think of steve jobs, i think mr burns

 

[archipellago]

when I think of him...

I want to vomit.

 

[MacDawg]

when I think of him...

I want to vomit.

I am sure when he thinks of you, he...

... oh wait, that's right, there is no reason why he should ever think of you

Woof, Woof - Dawg