Students cuts off tongue

[wdlove]

Students cuts off tongue and other organ (left off because of younger audience), after drinking hallucinogenic tea. This happened to a 18 year old in Germany. Doctor said that neither organ can be reattached. A very sad story, with a lifetime to think about what he did!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822069.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

 

[jadariv]

And this kids, is why you should stick to crack.

 

[kettle]

Originally posted by jadariv
And this kids, is why you should stick to crack.

***** - written comedy timing
* - poor taste (excuse the pun)

 

[applemacdude]

What a dumbass! He dumber than that dude that put a firecracker in his ass.

 

[tpjunkie]

but not quite as dumb as that guy who demonstrated the proper way to detonate a blasting cap with your teeth

 

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by applemacdude
What a dumbass! He dumber than that dude that put a firecracker in his ass.

its not dumb - if you take the drugs you don't know what you're going to hallucinate - I'd really like to know what he thought was going on. Quite sad, and even worse that they can't reattach the organs....



D

 

[Judo]

I wonder what was going on in his head when he actually did it?

I'm guessing he had a few issues before taking the drug aswell. Maybe he's been watching to much Jackass.

 

[Java]

darwin award?

Could this be considered for an honorary Darwin Award?

 

[patrick0brien]

Re: darwin award?

Originally posted by Java
Could this be considered for an honorary Darwin Award?

-Java

If he hadn't procreated yet, he just might win the Darwin Award itself.

 

[eyelikeart]

my god...that's awful!

 

[mac15]

My god what a dick, when will people learn drugs are bad. mkay

 

[crap freakboy]

Originally posted by mac15
My god what a dick, when will people learn drugs are bad. mkay

Garbage in, garbage out- depends on the person who is taking the drug, always a good idea to know your limits and have the strength of character to resist the tempation...although i agree what a dick

*takes a sip of coffee

 

[bennetsaysargh]

that's just stupid. why would he drink halucigent tea? i hate tea. and what?
stick to crack? ok
also, what are you talking about mac15?

 

[applemacdude]

Why cant they just stick to sex anyways? It feels better anyways///

 

[wdlove]

As his doctor stated, he is going to need years of psychological help. The need to fit in is a very strong.

 

[Frohickey]

Oh no! We need to ban garden shears in order to save our kids!

Ban Garden Shears! Do it for the children!!!

 

[bennetsaysargh]

Originally posted by Frohickey
Oh no! We need to ban garden shears in order to save our kids!

Ban Garden Shears! Do it for the children!!!

someone's gonna really go off on that eventually

 

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by Frohickey
Oh no! We need to ban garden shears in order to save our kids!

Ban Garden Shears! Do it for the children!!!

-All

That's it! The world is too dangerous for our kids.

I propose we put all children in Zorbs until their 18th birthday.

 

[wdlove]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
-All

That's it! The world is too dangerous for our kids.

I propose we put all children in Zorbs until their 18th birthday.

That brings an all new meaning to the term, "bubble boy." Or in this case it needs to be unisex!

 

[Frohickey]

Originally posted by bennetsaysargh
someone's gonna really go off on that eventually

Sorry. I went into my auto-pilot mode. I'm just emoting what 'concerned' parents will do when their child is hurt. This is same thing that they say whenever a kid is shot/killed with a gun.

Gotta be consistent.

WE NEED TO BAN ALL OF THESE GARDEN SHEARS! Here is a tool which was designed to cut of children's weewees. Do it for the children!!!

 

[themadchemist]

Originally posted by wdlove
As his doctor stated, he is going to need years of psychological help. The need to fit in is a very strong.

I'm sorry, but all the psychological help in the world isn't going to substitute for the fact that he can't talk and can't have sex.

I hate to be cruel, but it's true. I feel sorry for the kid, but these random "teas" are funky stuff. I'm not for drugs at all, I've never even had a beer, but crack is definitely better than these random hallucinogens from weird flowers.

At least we know what crack does to you. Hallucinogens are far more subtle.

 

[saint]

If it was in America, the kid's mother would probably be suing the maker of the garden shears for not sticking on a warning label that says: "Not to be used on tongue or willy".

Anyway, that brings us to the question...

If you had to lose one or the other, which would it be?

 

[bennetsaysargh]

Originally posted by saint
If you had to lose one or the other, which would it be?

they both are vital

 

[wdlove]

Originally posted by bennetsaysargh
they both are vital

In a hypothetical case, a person can get along without the second. Corrective surgery can provide for urinary drainage. Humans seem to do stupid things. This is just such a cruel way to have to pay! Since common household products such as glue can cause problem, no law could fix the problem.

It all goes back to upbringing, learning right from wrong!

 

[cb911]

damn. angels trumpet is really potent stuff, there are a fair few people who die from that every year, aren't there?

do stupid things and you've got to live with the consequences...