Suck my baubles

[0098386]

I play a lot of Team Fortress 2 and Left4Dead 1 and 2 online, and most of the time the people are friendly and the game goes well. But then in comes some kid who makes the request;
"suck my d**k" or "suck my balls"

Chances are the person saying it is straight (just came out of a game where the guy commented on his girlfriend), so why would straight Male 1 request sexuality unknown Male 2 to pleasure their genitals?

THIS I DON'T GET.

 

[Forsaken]

They need to make it obvious to the world that they're insecure homophobic bastards. 'cause, how else will their friends know that they're incredibly "cooler" and manlier than anyone else?

 

[yg17]

You can't counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion. When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."

 

[toolbox]

You can't counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion. When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol Great episode that one.

 

[0098386]

You can't counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion. When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."

Heh, he actually said "It's a saying by Eric Cartman", a character who has had more homosexual encounters than straight.

 

[toolbox]

Heh, he actually said "It's a saying by Eric Cartman", a character who has had more homosexual encounters than straight.

Yeah especially that one with butters and the photos lol

 

[Keniff]

I play a lot of Team Fortress 2 and Left4Dead 1 and 2 online, and most of the time the people are friendly and the game goes well. But then in comes some kid who makes the request;
"suck my d**k" or "suck my balls"

Chances are the person saying it is straight (just came out of a game where the guy commented on his girlfriend), so why would straight Male 1 request sexuality unknown Male 2 to pleasure their genitals?

THIS I DON'T GET.

Build a Bridge, and get over it....