On a stormy night, I was pulled out of the Mediterranean Sea by the crew of a fishing boat. Thinking me dead, a curious fisherman with a scalpel found two bullets in my back and a miniature laser device in my hip. The laser revealed a .MAC account number. But I wassn't dead, and I soon found myself in Zurich. At the Apple Genius Bar I discovered my name, Iscariot. In addition, I founds a baffling pile of different passports, all with my picture, and a huge pile of cash in the adjacent mall lockers. At the U.S. Embassy, I discovered my love interest and travel partner, an Apple Powerbook, along with the fact that someone wants to kill me. Armed with a bag of money and mysterious martial arts skills, and with my Mac by my side, I scoured Paris for clues about my identity and past life... and found myself in the middle of two handheld electronic device plots masterminded by Apple and Microsoft.