As I am writing this, I am feeling stupid.
Stupid for *ever* considering that Apple laptops are not the very best.
3 months ago, when I was seeking a replacement for my aging Rev A 15' AlBook, I have purchased an IBM ThinkPad X60s (instead of a MacBook Pro, as I should have done). On paper, the little machine looked great. Almost half the weight of my old PowerBook; comes with a docking station (so I don't have to lug the optical drive around); 9 hours of battery life; and ThinkPads, I've been told, are supposed to be rugged and reliable.
I should have smelled trouble the moment I was ordering. Lenovo/IBM's web site did not accept my credit card and gave me a cryptic error code. No worries, I have called to place the order - and got charged $20 for shipping, since I did not order on the web.
Then I waited. One week. Two weeks. Two and a half. After that I called IBM. Nobody there had a slightest idea when my order was going to ship. Not even if it was going to ship by the end of next month.
On week three I have checked the order status online for the 144th time, only to find out that the order has not shipped, but the sales tax amount has magically doubled. I have called IBM again - only to be reassured that it is a "glitch" and they were not going to charge me the extra $200.
On week four, my order has finally shipped. But why did I get two tracking numbers instead of one? Well, because IBM has shipped TWO ThinkPads to me! And, they DID charge me the extra sales tax. $200. Not the full cost of the "extra" ThinkPad, though.
So I have got two boxes from UPS, and, with eager anticipation, opened the one that seemed less beat up (but not before calling IBM and scheduling the pickup of the "extra" box). The computer inside the box was small, black, with a rather nice keyboard, a wobbly battery, and a customarily botched up Windows installation. No worries, we'll dock it and reinstall Windows... What????
It does not dock?
Why is there no satisfying click, even when I apply all my body weight to the LCD lid?
At this point I have opened the second box.
Needless to say, neither computer worked with either of the docking stations. It was a fiasco, because in order for a PC to be usable, factory-installed Windows needs to be wiped - pronto.
If I were a reasonable person, I would have returned the miserable pieces of refuse to IBM right then. Instead, being stubborn, I have called IBM tech support.
This so called "support" was beyond terrible. I have had experience calling Apple, Dell, HP, Agilent, Bruker, and a lot of other tech companies for support - and I have never, ever seen such a level of incompetence. Ever. Every rep I have had a chance to talk to had a charming Southern accent, and they were not understanding a single word I have been saying. I had to *spell* the words "d-o-c-k-i-n-g s-t-a-t-i-o-n" to one of them. The other one told me that IBM does not make a model 1704-4JU (after me spelling this to him about 5 times). Two different supervisors (after painstakingly making me spell my name, address, machine serial numbers) told me that I should simply replace the machine without even trying to help. And, no, their support center is not in India. It is in Atlanta, GA, which is proudly announced every time you call the dreaded line.
Next day I have set up the return of both machines, and, learning that the wait for the replacement unit will be at least a month long
, purchased the very same machine from a reseller.
Did my troubles with IBM proper end at this point? Not by a long shot.
Instead of simply refunding my money, they proceeded to charge me the full cost of the second "extra" ThinkPad, nearly overdrafting my account in process. They have returned my money only 10 days later
.
At that point I have received the ThinkPad from the reseller.
It did not dock.
At least, not easily. I could make it click if I pressed REALLY hard on the back of the LCD. But at this point, I have just needed the machine for work, so it did not really matter anymore.
Eventually, the dock got replaced. After 8 calls to tech support. I have waited a month for it to arrive. Then it got sent to a wrong address. THREE TIMES IN A ROW. And, once again, they sent me TWO of them.
The wobbling keyboard was fixed by extracting an "extra" piece of plustic underneath one of the rubber feet and 4 more calls to friendly tech support (at this point my cell phone bill cam in... ouch...
all this wonderful tech support airtime).
Windows was reinstalled and configured to my liking after about 4 days of work. And I was relatively happy for a month or so.
But, finally, the crippled IBM driver support did break the provebial camel's back. You see, my favorite game, EVE Online, crashes the miserable ThinkPad hard, so that it needs to be restarted. It is, apparently, a known problem with the older version of the Intel graphics driver. Now, IBM web site contains only the version that crashes EVE (and Windows with it). Driver downloaded directly from Intel does one of three things: displays blank black screen, displays a blue screen of death, or, rarely, actually works (but very slooooooowly). Apparently, IBM's BIOS is buggy this time.
Not that I care.
The X60s is on Ebay now. RIP.
I will be getting a MacBook Pro (as I should have done initially).
Oh, yes, I did try the T60 ThinkPad too. The machine they sent me had its LCD panel covered in faint psychedelic pinkish dots. No, I don't want more spam
Sorry it was so long, but I hope someone might find it amusing
Stupid for *ever* considering that Apple laptops are not the very best.
3 months ago, when I was seeking a replacement for my aging Rev A 15' AlBook, I have purchased an IBM ThinkPad X60s (instead of a MacBook Pro, as I should have done). On paper, the little machine looked great. Almost half the weight of my old PowerBook; comes with a docking station (so I don't have to lug the optical drive around); 9 hours of battery life; and ThinkPads, I've been told, are supposed to be rugged and reliable.
I should have smelled trouble the moment I was ordering. Lenovo/IBM's web site did not accept my credit card and gave me a cryptic error code. No worries, I have called to place the order - and got charged $20 for shipping, since I did not order on the web.
Then I waited. One week. Two weeks. Two and a half. After that I called IBM. Nobody there had a slightest idea when my order was going to ship. Not even if it was going to ship by the end of next month.
On week three I have checked the order status online for the 144th time, only to find out that the order has not shipped, but the sales tax amount has magically doubled. I have called IBM again - only to be reassured that it is a "glitch" and they were not going to charge me the extra $200.
On week four, my order has finally shipped. But why did I get two tracking numbers instead of one? Well, because IBM has shipped TWO ThinkPads to me! And, they DID charge me the extra sales tax. $200. Not the full cost of the "extra" ThinkPad, though.
So I have got two boxes from UPS, and, with eager anticipation, opened the one that seemed less beat up (but not before calling IBM and scheduling the pickup of the "extra" box). The computer inside the box was small, black, with a rather nice keyboard, a wobbly battery, and a customarily botched up Windows installation. No worries, we'll dock it and reinstall Windows... What????
At this point I have opened the second box.
Needless to say, neither computer worked with either of the docking stations. It was a fiasco, because in order for a PC to be usable, factory-installed Windows needs to be wiped - pronto.
If I were a reasonable person, I would have returned the miserable pieces of refuse to IBM right then. Instead, being stubborn, I have called IBM tech support.
This so called "support" was beyond terrible. I have had experience calling Apple, Dell, HP, Agilent, Bruker, and a lot of other tech companies for support - and I have never, ever seen such a level of incompetence. Ever. Every rep I have had a chance to talk to had a charming Southern accent, and they were not understanding a single word I have been saying. I had to *spell* the words "d-o-c-k-i-n-g s-t-a-t-i-o-n" to one of them. The other one told me that IBM does not make a model 1704-4JU (after me spelling this to him about 5 times). Two different supervisors (after painstakingly making me spell my name, address, machine serial numbers) told me that I should simply replace the machine without even trying to help. And, no, their support center is not in India. It is in Atlanta, GA, which is proudly announced every time you call the dreaded line.
Next day I have set up the return of both machines, and, learning that the wait for the replacement unit will be at least a month long
Did my troubles with IBM proper end at this point? Not by a long shot.
Instead of simply refunding my money, they proceeded to charge me the full cost of the second "extra" ThinkPad, nearly overdrafting my account in process. They have returned my money only 10 days later
At that point I have received the ThinkPad from the reseller.
It did not dock.
At least, not easily. I could make it click if I pressed REALLY hard on the back of the LCD. But at this point, I have just needed the machine for work, so it did not really matter anymore.
Eventually, the dock got replaced. After 8 calls to tech support. I have waited a month for it to arrive. Then it got sent to a wrong address. THREE TIMES IN A ROW. And, once again, they sent me TWO of them.
The wobbling keyboard was fixed by extracting an "extra" piece of plustic underneath one of the rubber feet and 4 more calls to friendly tech support (at this point my cell phone bill cam in... ouch...
Windows was reinstalled and configured to my liking after about 4 days of work. And I was relatively happy for a month or so.
But, finally, the crippled IBM driver support did break the provebial camel's back. You see, my favorite game, EVE Online, crashes the miserable ThinkPad hard, so that it needs to be restarted. It is, apparently, a known problem with the older version of the Intel graphics driver. Now, IBM web site contains only the version that crashes EVE (and Windows with it). Driver downloaded directly from Intel does one of three things: displays blank black screen, displays a blue screen of death, or, rarely, actually works (but very slooooooowly). Apparently, IBM's BIOS is buggy this time.
Not that I care.
The X60s is on Ebay now. RIP.
I will be getting a MacBook Pro (as I should have done initially).
Oh, yes, I did try the T60 ThinkPad too. The machine they sent me had its LCD panel covered in faint psychedelic pinkish dots. No, I don't want more spam
Sorry it was so long, but I hope someone might find it amusing