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vniow

macrumors G4
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Jul 18, 2002
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I accidentally my whole location.
Gawd created the fish

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And it was good.













Gawd then decided to adapt the fish to its surroundings

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And it was good.





And now, the creator of the fish has finally decided to show Himself






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I purchased the Gospel According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and although I was rather pessimistic about it, I've come to the conclusion that it's a rather cleverly constructed book. Well worth a read if you can get a hold of it. Anything that highlights the gaping logical deficiencies of Young-Earth Creationists/Intelligent Designers gets my thumbs up.
 
oh my God!

After a lifetime of soulsearching, I've finally found a faith by which to base my existence.

You think I'm kidding.

Oh...my...GOD!
 
That Wiki article cracked me up. I think I'm going to convert to become a pastafarian:

Wiki said:
Pastafarian heaven includes at least one beer volcano and one stripper factory
 
Looks like a flumph, to me ;)

Much to my wife's dismay, I've always referred to those people with that first symbol on their cars as "fishtians".
 
I may have to put pastafarian as my religion on the next census - will make a change from jedi.
 
The greek word for "fish" is actually pretty cool. The symbols are iota = "Jesus", chi = "Christ", theta = "God's", upsilon = "Son", sigma = "Savior".

I'm now a proud fishtian. I put a big one on my car today. :)
 
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