I was studying my keyboard after continuously typing the word 'ipad' for six hours and happened upon a revelation. The name 'ipad' is actually a cleverly encoded message designed to be deciphered by owners of standard qwerty keyboards.
Observe your keyboard. The word ipad consists of 4 letters which can be broken down into pairs of two:
ip
and
ad
These letters are incidentally similarly equidistant from each other and occupy either end of the keyboard. Between these keys are two interesting letters: iop, and asd. O and S respectively when typed in the same order as the right-to-left IP and AD letter pairs.
Below these two letters are two even more significant letters. X, which completes the OS code to represent a familiar operating system: OSX, and L which is a common industry signifier for a "Lite" version of something.
What we have here, folks, is a secrete message hinting at OSX Lite.
iPad OSX Lite.
In order to better illustrate this conspiracy, I submit the following evidential image:
It is, I'm sure you will agree, indisputable and irrefutable evidence that something is afoot in the world of Apple. A foot, a hand, an arm and a leg, in fact... the limbs of an infant 'new world' operating system born from the womb of a game changing technology company.
Observe your keyboard. The word ipad consists of 4 letters which can be broken down into pairs of two:
ip
and
ad
These letters are incidentally similarly equidistant from each other and occupy either end of the keyboard. Between these keys are two interesting letters: iop, and asd. O and S respectively when typed in the same order as the right-to-left IP and AD letter pairs.
Below these two letters are two even more significant letters. X, which completes the OS code to represent a familiar operating system: OSX, and L which is a common industry signifier for a "Lite" version of something.
What we have here, folks, is a secrete message hinting at OSX Lite.
iPad OSX Lite.
In order to better illustrate this conspiracy, I submit the following evidential image:
It is, I'm sure you will agree, indisputable and irrefutable evidence that something is afoot in the world of Apple. A foot, a hand, an arm and a leg, in fact... the limbs of an infant 'new world' operating system born from the womb of a game changing technology company.
