Just because they're freezing
Doesn't mean they're frost
Doesn't mean they're locked
Doesn't mean it's Apple's fault
Just got beat
We know the GPU's don't overheat
Even with WiFi off, the iMacs freeze
Oh, and I'm just waiting
'Til the shine wears off
Ya'll wait like it's a pregnancy test.
The iMacs are freezing --
Is it white or is it blue?
Their 4850's sneezing
So does mine, his does too!
Is it a cross or just a minus?
Maybe Steve Jobs (Your Heinous!)
will send us a replacement
so our iMac in the basement
is not a useless hunk of plastic,
and Steve will be Bombastic!
Fixing our ills,
if not, we'll just buy grills.
Packaging still ain't open.
And My wife sits here hopin'
That our savings isn't blown
On these Gs that could have gone [slant rhyyyyyme]
into something more responsible:
The house, the kids, the car
or maybe some dead hookers?
Oh ****...too far?
