Lau said:
"Your mother was an 'amsterrr, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Microsoft: Tell your master that we have been charged by God to find the Holy GUI, and if he gives us food and shelter for the night, he may join our quest to find thwe Holy GUI.
Apple: Well, ah'll tell heem, but ah don't theenk heel be verra keen - he's already got one, you see.
Microsoft: He what?
Sir Galahad: (puzzled) He said he's already got one!?!.....
Microsoft: He's already got one?
Apple: Yes, it's verra nice-a
Cleese's rude frenchman is INIMITABLE.