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Mostly funny, except that they're mentioning Safari for a Windows user? Just an awful alternative. And a bit unfair that they don't offer a link to IE9 instead - what seems to be a legitimately good browser.

As much as Safari is bad under Windows, at least it brings proper web standards support. Even IE9 is lacking in that department.
 
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