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thomahawk

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Sep 3, 2008
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Osaka, Japan
A short joke that gave me laughs and eyepopping conclusions..

Dennis and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Dennis says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
 
lol yeha pretty funny man
you know what kind of jokes make me laugh a lot,,, teh really really bad one,, just at the stupid thing,, like who could come up with them.....like the" one time a drunk guy walked into a bar....ouch...." what? ahhaha
 
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