Maybe you're better off without the game working. This game destroys any faith I would otherwise have in humanity. It seems to prove that people are only polite, friendly, sportsman-like, etc in real life because they fear the consequences of doing otherwise. As soon as they get to be anonymous in a video game, it's nothing but insults and racial slurs.
I read on here that the dota game was fun, so I downloaded the map and tried two or three games. I honestly don't understand how so many people could have so little going for them in their lives that they are personally offended that someone would be new at their game and not have memorized 100 different acronyms for game modes and types of items.
I'm not playing that game again. Investing dozens of hours into learning the game just to get to the point where your teammates are civil towards you? Forget it. It's nice outside - I'll go play basketball, where people are friendly if only because they don't get to hide anonymously behind their computer monitor.