Ooh, if the issue you have is with how sour yogurt is, suck on a miracle berry before eating it!
You know how mint makes certain sweet things sour? Well, the miracle berry (Synsepalum dulcificum) has the opposite effect.
They're really cool, and you can buy them online as tablets.
I normally jump at every opportunity I get to give the OP an irreverent answer and, if I can, work in something alluding to their other… more
interesting threads, but these berries are so ****ing cool!
This past Christmas, I bought my cousins some along with BeanBoozeled, strawberries and vinegar to see what effect they had. They were
so—okay, so I was more excited than anybody else about the flavor-augmenting berries, but still…