What is the Apple Cloth made from?

[8CoreWhore]

I wonder if we can find it cheaper elsewhere? Is it micro-suede?

iFixit does a hilarious teardown of Apple's $19 polishing cloth

iFixit, ahead of its MacBook Pro teardown, has carved out a little bit of time to do a small teardown of Apple's new polishing cloth.

www.imore.com

 

[Grohowiak]

It's made from apple's bulls**

 

[matrix07]

Unicorn skin. ?

 

[Gnattu]

In that hilarious teardown made by iFixit, they did have a picture with comment on what it is probably made from

 

[fakestrawberryflavor]

Tears of rich people and money, but honestly, it’s super high quality. Idk what it’s made from but it’s nice ?

 

[8CoreWhore]

?

 

[Solomani]

Tears of rich people and money, but honestly, it’s super high quality. Idk what it’s made from but it’s nice ?

It's made from the dried tears of crypto investors that sold all their $SHIB coins 2 months ago.

 

[calstanford]

It's made from the dried tears of crypto investors that sold all their $SHIB coins 2 months ago.

That'd be me then

 

[Davelfc]

When Apple products are returned or recycled through Apple they are rigorously checked for lint. These very small amounts of lint that they find (usually in the ports and charging ports) are then sent directly to Tim Cook who washes them in the tears of Apple employees.

Over the years the pile got quite large and it was decided that the lint would be spun to create these cloths, in order to ensure enough lint to continue manufacture of the cloths Cook ordered more ports on larger Apple devices.

 

[asdex]

When Apple products are returned or recycled through Apple they are rigorously checked for lint. These very small amounts of lint that they find (usually in the ports and charging ports) are then sent directly to Tim Cook who washes them in the tears of Apple employees.

Over the years the pile got quite large and it was decided that the lint would be spun to create these cloths, in order to ensure enough lint to continue manufacture of the cloths Cook ordered more ports on larger Apple devices.

+1 for best creative reply yet.

 

[macnmac]

made from the finest feathers of the dodo bird