When's the next Apple event?

[DevilDog]

Nobody's been talking about the next keynote... when's it gonna be? WWDC '06? I don't know if I should put off buying a phone...

 

[Electro Funk]

Geez... I hope there is one before WWDC...

Where from in Ohio? I grew up near Youngstown...

 

[DevilDog]

Troy, 20 miles north of Dayton.

 

[Kingsly]

Never. Apple is never going to have a keynote, nor is it going to release new products. As soon as their remaining stock is sold and shipped, the double doors at Cupertino are quietly going to close and never open again. Mysteriously, nothing goes in, but insanely great products are going to come out like clockwork. In 20 years there're will be a contest, with 5 golden Macbooks distributed throughout the world. Those five lucky winners will be the first people to ever enter Steve Jobs' computer factory. Only one will get to ride in the "Elevator quad G6".