I found it very difficult to make purchase decisions based on their news and predictions. Can't they post only when they are certain that things will happen?
I know exactly what you mean! Just last week, while walking through the financial center downtown, I met this nice old lady who was wearing robes and carrying a crystal ball and who smelled slightly of cabbage.
"Come here, sonny, let me tell you the future for the next year or so," she said. So I gave her the $15 I was going to spend on Chipotle, and she stared into her crystal ball and gave me a year's worth of important information on all sorts of juicy financial secrets. 🔮
(future real estate trends, stock market predictions, why I'd never seen millions of dollars worth come pouring out of a ball since Tom Brady got involved in Deflategate 🏈)
Well, I figured I'd make a killing off all that juicy financial information. But when I was going to Chipotle earlier this week and met the same old lady, and when I gave her another Chipotle burrito + guac's worth of money, she gave me completely different information! 😠
Honestly, is it too much to ask that when people stare into their crystal ball and predict the future so I can spend money based on their predictions, that they at least predict things accurately?!
(and worst of all, I missed out on two days worth of Chipotle burritos and guac)