You are the new CEO of Apple - CYOA

[yamabushi]

http://gizmodo.com/5116396/apple-cyoa-page-1

You are the new CEO of Apple - Choose your own adventure.

Just for fun. Try to find all the possible endings.

 

[mcavjame]

I chose Cook, then developed a new ipod line in 35 colors. The public ate it up, but Steve was jealous and threw me into a bottomless pit.

Sheesh. I save the company and this is the thanks I get?

 

[yamabushi]

Try stealing stuff from Microsoft. The parts with Steve Ballmer are hilarious.


It is also possible to travel through time or become a well known superhero.

 

[mcavjame]

Yeah... I really messed things up being Gates. I love the kinda creepy picture of him on the desk. WTF?

 

[yamabushi]

Hint: Try releasing nothing new for Christmas. It opens up many new paths.

 

[mcavjame]

The superhero thread was cool. I love the pic of Steve holding up OS X.11 with the picture of a Liger from Napolean Dynamite.

Thanks for the diversion.

 

[iParis]

THIS IS AWESOME!
*bookmarks*

 

[NT1440]

I literally ended up becoming hitler after being batman who survived a sony battery explosion.....

THIS THING ROCKS!

 

[iParis]

I literally ended up becoming hitler after being batman who survived a sony battery explosion.....

THIS THING ROCKS!

True that!
Hell, there are so many different things that can happen.
I got eaten by a shark after getting into a fight with Steve Ballmer for breaking into Microsoft.

And here's an awesome pic from the adventure game.

 

[thomahawk]

how interesting! its like one of those adventure books that i read when i was kid. turn to page __ lol i miss those!

 

[chris200x9]

am I the only one who think this was really bad, if you choose yourself as the ceo it just says the stock tanks and you fail at life. It doesn't even let you do anything to see if you would be a good ceo. in short thread title very misleading

edit: this is great! "Bullets only make Steve Ballmer angrier."

 

[dmw007]

Try stealing stuff from Microsoft. The parts with Steve Ballmer are hilarious.

I know, that was the best part!

 

[iParis]

I just realized something, seems like the point of this was to say that Apple is screwed if they replaced Steve Jobs.

 

[SnowLeopard2008]

^ Lol. I got chased by angry stockholders and fell into a pit and died.

 

[iParis]

^ Lol. I got chased by angry stockholders and fell into a pit and died.

For some reason, dying in a bit often comes into play.
Well it was either make the stockholders angry by recalling all aluminum MacBooks, just ignore or the problem, or just slowly stop producing the aluminum MacBooks (which results in people still buying Apple products even though the occasional jerk reminds the public "don't you guys remember that this is the company that poisoned us"?).

 

[yamabushi]

I just realized something, seems like the point of this was to say that Apple is screwed if they replaced Steve Jobs.

Batman will replace Steve jobs.