THE FIX for Windows8!
For those of you who have E.D.A.D.D. (Electronic Device Attention Deficit Disorder) HERE IS THE TL;DR version:
You'll need a Windows7 disc and you gotta switch it at the bootmenu after you make the mac think you're doing bootcamp with Windows 7. Switch to the Windows8 disc, proceed as normal.
Here's the original version I wrote for people who want to know exactly what to do, step by step. Don't mind my sparkling repartee.
Ladies and Gents, have no fear! I've come to you with a solution!!
Oh, and Happy St. Patrick's Day. I hope you're all drunk instead of reading this thread right now. In which case, you'll see it with a hangover on the 'morrow.
Let's get down to brass tacks because this whole glitchy situation is GRODY TO THE MACs, MAN!
When you insert your Windows 8 disc, Mountain Lion 10.8.3 currently reports that you need to take a hike and come back with a Windows 7 disc. Boo Hiss.
We feel lied too by Apple. But it's JUST A GLITCH.
First of all, GO TO THE APPLE WEBSITE or Google AND DOWNLOAD BOOTCAMP 5 DRIVERS.
This can be accomplished HERE:
http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1638
Why? Because it still auto-downloads Bootcamp4.0 drivers to your flash drive. More glitchy bad-ness.
Next!!
Get yourself a Windows 7 disc! Personally, I have an upgrade disc for Windows 7 Pro, but it's NOT the full OS. Moving on...
Insert the Windows 7 disc. Suddenly, OSX (10.8.3) lets you proceed. When it starts the REBOOT process, HOLD DOWN YOUR "OPTION" KEY!! It says "alt" on the top and "OPTION" on the bottom, it's between the control and command keys, next to your space bar (for some of you who will find this threat because you're a newbie but you know how to ask Google to search for help).
You hold in said 'option' key while your mac reboots, and... if you don't let it go... you'll be awarded with the boot menu!!
Now, KINDLY REMOVE... your Windows7 disc. AND THEN... put your Windows 8 disc INTO THE DRIVE. When the icon shows up, click on the windows 8 disc. (Ignore the EFI option, and the Mac and recovery options).
You'll get to your install screen and one of the options available to you will be called PARTITION (number (mine was 4, for example)) BOOTCAMP. You will need to hit 'advanced' at the bottom and then FORMAT THE ONE LABELED BOOTCAMP. Don't be alarmed: It will remove the label "bootcamp" but the partition number will remain the same (again, mine was 4. Dunno what yours will be, but don't forget it for goodness sake). Then you will tell windows 8 to install onto that spot.
PROCEED NORMALLY. WHen finished, and at your windows 8 desktop, option your folder labeled BOOTCAMP5 that you installed onto your USB flash drive or external drive... and LOAD UP THEM DRIVERS!
At the bottom, there will be an icon for bootcamp. You'll need to go into this and change the settings to support your favorite features (like which OS you want to boot into natively, else you can always just let it make Windows your main gig, and hit the OPTION key when you wanna boot into Mac OSX), and you'll also need to change your trackpad settings so you can use the lower right side as the secondary click, or to use the two-finger secondary click, the way it's done in OSX, etc. Once all your favorite settings are set... YOU ARE GOOD TO GO. THIS SHIZNIT IS DONE.
Okay, I think I covered everything clearly, concisely, and as bluntly as possible.
GO FORTH AND COMPUTE!
And, yes... I made up a MacRumors account just to offer my option. Sorry it sucks if you don't have a windows 7 disc handy... download the ISO and slap that puppy onto a disc - borrow an external dvd drive from someone - any brand will work... do what you gotta do, even if you gotta link it up to your desktop and bogart off that system's optical drive. ALRIGHTY THEN!
PS: I just did this about 45 minutes ago. The whole thing. Just to make sure it worked the way I said it would. Booyah. It worked.
