And there you have it ... the birth of KRAPPS ... when you get lemons, make lemonade ... every one needs a good laugh and outing KRAPPS is one way to achieve it.
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And regarding the apps and numbers... The web is full of garbage too...probably MORE than 90%, at least in the eyes of each individual user. The problem isn't the apps, it's the AppStore. We need a Google for the AppStore, i.e. a better way to search. Maybe Apple will get it, the way they 'got it' about having 3rd party apps in the first place. But having lived through the MobileMe launch, I'm learning to be patient.
"Entertainment"? That's too broad a category. Would you go to a music store and start browsing for Entertainment? No, you'd look for Rap, Hip Hop, Sould, Pop, Dance, Vocal, Acoustic, 70's, Big Band, etc. The AppStore should have sub categories for shooter, puzzle, bodily sounds, etc.!
You should be able to filter by category, target age range, price, popularity, reviews (and not just 'on delete' reviews), date... Just look at GameStop.com or other established sites.
Mind you, my app,
100sounds, has reached #13 in Entertainment, so it's been working out well for me, but it is hard to browse, as a user.