...what do you all find so hilarious that causes you to discuss certain things that are not real as if they are in fact real?
...Not only can you not let a single outlandish idea die off, but you continually build upon it.
This is, of course, not unique to Macrumors. In fact, you have just described some of the basic tenants of modern improvisational comedy. If everyone thought like you, there would be no Second City, no Groundlings, no SNL, no Bill Murray, Robin Williams, Mike Meyers, or myriad other brilliant comedians, whom you probably don't find funny either. Thankfully, not everyone thinks like you.