You ought to not be so judgmental
Camera manufacturers have developed a successful sales strategy. They want you to be deliriously happy with your new purchase, but only for a month or two... just up to the moment that the next model comes out. They want to encourage dissatisfaction with the camera you own, by suggesting the new model will makes yours obsolete. They want to keep you in a state of spendthrift paranoia, lusting after all the dubious features and programmes the new model offers.
From what youve written, you seem to have become an honourary member of Canons sales and marketing team. Youre playing the manufactuers game... when you should be writing your own rules...