I just didn't get anything of what you said...
Anyway, like I previously said, I went today to try the new iPad mainly because I wanted to test if the apps opened faster than my iPad 1 and than JB. We already know it's super smooth so I didn't need to check that. I opened many apps and all of them took almost the same amount of time to open, which I could clearly tell it was more than JB.
I don't see big difference (if at all) between my iPad 1 and the new iPad in opening apps, and I'm sure it's not a hardware thing. You could put a quad core on the iPad and opening apps would take the same time as in the iPad 1. It's just the way iOS works with its animations and all.
Nice try though, but anyone with common sense would know this.