Apple App Approval Decision Tree (Humor)

[That-Is-Bull]

there's like two or three flashlight apps at least. Some provide more utility by allowing you to change the color.

Colors and strobes are useless, I'd just like to be able to double-press the sleep button to get to a white screen. It'd be faster, easier and quieter, though probably not possible with the SDK.

 

[andreab35]

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Thanks for the chuckle.
Nice humor.

 

[Macjames]

Ha Ha brilliant.

Love the flashlight and threatened parts.

 

[Kwill]

Nice. The only thing is that the name thing is incorrect, but that's okay cause it's comical (I don't think apps can have the same name as I have yet to see one)

Is this enough flashlights for you?

Flashlight (AbySoft)
Flashlight (ExactMagic)
Flashlight. (Flashlight.)
Alzar's Flashlight
myLite Flashlight
iBlackout
Crazy Candle
Phospho

 

[happydude]

that sounds about 100% right on. love it. apple will probably sue them assuming they were spying on the process . . .

 

[batchtaster]

Hmm. I don't really get "Joy of Tech". It always seems to be far more "clever" than "funny", and often seems to just echo what everyone is already saying anyway on forums like this one. eg: Steve Jobs writing an email to Jerry Seinfeld.

Or maybe I just don't "lol".

 

[Teddy's]

just for fun

I think we should start something like "Apple's odd employee of the month - as chosen by the MR community".

For example, The 14-year-old chinese girl at the iPhone factory (August'08) and Victor Wang (September '08)

 

[kmeichtry]

Hahaha

That was hilariuos!


whos with me on a new mac rumors section for stuff like this?


mac humors


Id read it.

 

[Beric]

That was hilariuos!


whos with me on a new mac rumors section for stuff like this?


mac humors


Id read it.

Good idea, but I'm afraid it would get trashy and immature after a while.

I prefer Arn's occasional link to exceptionally good humor - like this comic (I LOL'd like I haven't in a long time).

 

[winterspan]

Good idea, but I'm afraid it would get trashy and immature after a while.... *snip*

And the problem is?

 

[sunfast]

That's hilarious and eerily accurate!

 

[xUKHCx]

That's hilarious and eerily accurate!

Indeed

I also find it quite ironic that the injoke is based around flashlight applications when the SDK acutally cripples the usefulness of those types of applications (can not increase the brightness) where as if you have an JB phone you have a much much better application.