I understand mgm4g5, the author of the opening post, perfectly. I had similar experiences, more then once. The big problem with the Apple stores is that all stores run with a specific lay-out protocol for the employees to follow.
When I enter 'my' Apple store for example, which is based in Amsterdam the Netherlands and is considered to be one of the largest Apple stores in the world, I noticing the same experiences user 'mgm4g5' had written down. A room filled with blue dressed up smurfs scattering around randomly like rejected Scud missiles in search for new potential buyers.
I must state that I like the fact the Apple stores have lot's of employees running around so you, as a potential buyer, won't have to wait that long before some salesperson will gentle tap your shoulder. But this often also results in hilarious situations. When I visit Glasgow I noticed more blue-ish salesmen then there where customers. Big as a company doesn't mean it's big in every single town.
But back to the subject...
The thing is, to come to the point here, serving your customers comes also with recognize when you've someone in front of you who is not willing to have a friendly conversation but would just like to buy a product. I went to the store with a friend of mine who wanted to buy a brand new iMac and asked me to help him buying the right product for him. Since I'm working on Macs, long before Steve Jobs got 'fired' and came back to office, I already knew what he needed. It took me at least 20 minutes, if not longer, to convince the apple employee that I was not interested in Steve Jobs biography and also not interested in constantly nodding 'yes' that it was a good thing we decided to buy an Apple product. Maybe it's because I'm Dutch, people often state Dutch folks are blunt and direct, but in this context I rather would state that the salesmen was behaving badly by not recognizing the fact we where not in the Apple store to hear out all the great stories about Apple products but where actually there to buy something. It's just crazy you, as a customer, need to explain for over 20 minutes that you're there to buy and that any explanation is not needed since we all-ready figured out everything.
The technical know-how of the employees is quite low as well, I went to the Genius bar with my Mac Pro because I had some technical difficulty addressing the App Store. And since my home is close to the Apple store in Amsterdam I thought I might as well visit the store so I wouldn't waste any time googling for some solution. Four (!) employees at the genius bar couldn't fix the issue. I managed to fix the problem myself after some googling myself when I was back home.
No, the Apple stores are wonderful to walk around in. The store in Amsterdam looks amazing and the staff is friendly, but it's mainly for people who don't have a clue what Apple products can do and have to learn from the start. To sum it all up:
The Apple store plusses and minus:
+ good for people that are about to buy a Apple product for the first time
+ for getting answers to the most basic questions about Apple products
+ good for those who want to learn how to edit in baby steps courses
+ for being able to watch a new product hardware for yourself before buying it
+ for those who have never 'experienced' walking in an official Apple store, the stores looks amazing
- not very good for those people that already know what they want
- not for Apple customers who have a technical issue that's not very common
And it just takes one minus to ruin your day.