I've continued to mull over this topic in my mind the last couple of months, and while I may be softening, I still think the Apple Watch will still make anyone who wears one look like a complete tool and a shill for Apple.
I actually disagree, and this is where I'm softening. The one smart watch that has been slowly growing on me is the Moto 360. All complaints about the flat tire display aside, when you just glance at one it seems like a nice object (notice I didn't say device). Most smart watches, including the Apple Watch, favor function over form. I think the 360 strikes a nice balance. When you take away the differences between Android Wear and iOS WatchKit, so that all you're left with is how each one looks on your wrist, the 360 wins hands down for me. If Apple took the 360, replaced Android Wear with iOS, and THAT'S what we got for $350 I would buy one and be very happy.
Frankly, I hate square watches. There's a reason respected watch companies like Omega and Rollex only make a handful between them. To take the whole "smart" side of the equation out of it, here are couple from Tag Heuer that illustrate my point:
http://www.amazon.com/Heuer-Monaco-...1_35?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1415386658&sr=1-35
http://www.amazon.com/TAG-Heuer-WAE...l&ie=UTF8&qid=1415386734&sr=1-1&keywords=golf
These just look wrong to me.
Hell, even my wife, who loves all things square so much that it could border on the edge of compulsion, makes an exception for watches.