You're post was reasonable until the end here. Apple's "crap philosophy" has carried them more than 30 years now. I'm not a soccer mom, and I am more than satisfied with the design and engineering of all the Macs I have here (including a MacBook Pro).
Saying Apple has it's head "up it's ass" is hardly fair or reasonable. Apple can build computers however thin and however quiet they want to. If you look at polls on this site asking about product quality, you'll find more than 90% of responses are positive. You say you were worried about the temperature, fiddling with fan control software and such. Why don't you just leave it alone? Stop trying to hack fan speeds and just use the machine as Apple intended. Did anything actually go wrong? Even if it were to at some point, you're under warranty, so why are you so worried? But it probably won't, as nearly all MacBook Pros manufactured perform well and provide their owners with a satisfying and productive computer work.
Apple is not accountable to you or anyone. Don't fool yourself into thinking that complaining about something trivial and based entirely on your perceptions at an online forum is going to "change" anything. They are not required to build hardware exactly as you see fit. If you don't like it, then you made the right choice buying something else. Some of us do not have the same values as you.
I'd rather have a thin quiet laptop that runs hot than a huge loud laptop that runs cool, ok? So leave my MacBooks alone.