Manager:
"Listen CapsLock Dev, your numbers last year look really bad. People aren't engaging enough with their CapsLock key. Tim wants to see growth. Federighi wants new features added every quarter."
CapsLock Dev:
"But..."
Manager:
"No Buts. This order comes straight from up top."
CapsLock Dev:
"What about the people who know how to type and don't want—"
Manager:
"NO BUTS!!!"
CapsLock Dev:
"What if the big annoying icon gets in people's way, or distracts them?"
Manager:
"We asked 4 random grandmas who use iPads to type emails and they said they liked this feature"
CapsLock Dev:
"Well, ok, but shouldn't we make it optional? Advanced users should be able to keep the current—"
Manager:
"No way! Options just confuse our users. They only know how to watch TikToks and send iMessages."
CapsLock Dev:
"Ugh. How's this then?
Manager:
"Perfect. Ship it!"