Caption Competition Time!

[jive]

http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581721/1/24354059/Large



I'm no good at this "no victim" type of comedy >_>

 

[iSaint]

Steve: (calmly) Your lie is just getting bigger and bigger.

Bill: (excitedly) We haven't stolen ANYthing from you! I swear!!!

 

[Mr. Durden]

steve: No. Seriously, Bill. Its THIS big.

 

[aquajet]

"Seriously, Steve. You look so much cuter with the glasses on."

 

[jeshepard]

Steve: That's a very good impersonation of a Tiger Mr. Gates, but if you really want to scare children I'll teach you the trick of the dissapearing pointer finger....

 

[rdowns]

Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

 

[iSaint]

Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

best yet! LOL!

 

[mkrishnan]

Hahaha, he's so full of himself talking over there. He has no idea that I have perfected the Vulcan Neck Grip™!!!!! *evil laugh*

 

[MacsomJRR]

I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

 

[MongoTheGeek]

"I copped a feel and it was sooooo sweet"
"Yeah but did you lift the skirt?"

 

[iGary]

OMG, Steve, you're such an *******; I'm going to rip your head off.

Bill, don't make me kick your ass, OK?

 

[WildCowboy]

Bill: How do you pack so many new and amazing features into your operating systems?

Steve: See, we have this super-secret compression algorithm. It works like this.

 

[Boggle]

Bill & Steve comapare....
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it has its own file extension ".big"
Oh yeah, well mine's so big the government is suing it for anti-trust violations
Oh yeah, well mine's so big Florida had to measure it, twice.
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
















Bank accounts.

 

[floriflee]

Bill: If the cameras weren't going right now I'd like to punch the living daylights out of you for one-upping us in every department.

Steve: Bring it on! You're measily punch is no match for my kung fu "blind man" chop!

EDIT: Sorry... mine is no competition for rdowns, which made me laugh out loud.

 

[Raid]

See Macs and Windows can network!


Some of my 'B' list ones:
Bill: I thought I was the holder of the 'one ring'
Steve: Did a little green guy sell it to you?

Hi, my name's Bill and I'm a PC.
Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a Mac.

 

[aquajet]

Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

lol

"Oh, don't worry, Bill. We wired a self destruct circuit into his new Quad, set to blow up the day after his warranty expires."

 

[xsedrinam]

Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

That gets my vote!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"

 

[TheMonarch]

Steve - "So the RDF works like so..."
Bill - "Really? I've always thought it was with one hand..."

 

[dogbone]

.

 

[thedude110]

Is Bill eating flowers? That good for nothing, nature eating ...

And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?

 

[xsedrinam]

Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"

That's a good one, too.

 

[aquajet]

.

I vomited immediately after reading that.

 

[iRachel]

And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?

I think it's the table number on some sort of stand, viewed from the side.

I couldn't think of a good caption of my own - I like rdowns's caption.

 

[iSaint]

I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

Actually, I think you hit on something.

Steve (to himself) : I wish he would let me talk, I got as far as "Hey Bill..."