Caption Competition Time!

[Poeben]

Steve: "And we're this close to bringing back the Newton."
Bill: "I CAN PALM A BASKETBALL!!"

 

[scem0]

"Tender touches, Bill. You have to make love to your woman's breasts..."

Gollumesque guttural throat noises from Bill.

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[mpw]

I haven't read any replies so this may have been done, and done better.

 

[mpw]

or

 

[cdover]

or

Lol! That made me squeal.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

i-What?

D

 

[Chundles]

 

[Hoef]

Steve ... See I look much sexier without glasses
Bill ... (imitating cat sounds) ... wwrrrauw... hottie

 

[MovieCutter]

I would have paid to sit in on this conversation...

Two of the greatest minds in the technology age sitting at a table together...what are they talking about?

 

[calculus]

Who's the guy on the right?

I think we should have a caption competition...

 

[CoMpX]

Who's the guy on the right?

Are you serious? It's Bill Gates.

 

[Queso]

Probably something like this:-

Steve - "Hey Bill, could you lend me $10? I'm flat broke."
Bill - "Sorry Steve, but I'm afraid I'm all out."
Both: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Although I do wonder what Bill's other hand is doing

 

[celebrian23]

They're secret lovers

 

[MovieCutter]

Seems more like an "Industry" thing to me, but oh well...prepare to be lockified.

 

[calculus]

We already have...

Thanks. My vote goes to Chundles.
I see you're in your international kit this evening.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Thanks. My vote goes to Chundles.
I see you're in your international kit this evening.

Yep. I'm on international duty at the mo.

 

[iChrisLH]

steve - look..i'm a robot...

bill - look, i'm stephen hawking

 

[munkees]

Here is my first attempt

 

[munkees]

Here is another

 

[dornoforpyros]

Steve: "iPod growth last quarter was this big!"
Bill" "Your bald spot is about THIS big"

*puts on flame suit*

 

[gallagb]

Bill: so, i was on the phone w/ applecare.....
Steve: so you finally bought a mac....

 

[macEfan]

Steve: So this is the plan, you quit your CEO job right? Then the new CEO will misteriously screw up the microsoft design plans ok? Microsoft will fail and OS X will rule the world... If you let me take over microsoft and bring it down, you can have a free intel core Duo mac mini.

Bill: Hmm good idea there steve. I just have two things to say:
A) *attemps to punch steve, misses and punches the table
B) well i have no choice... does the mac mini come with applecare ?

 

[munkees]

Steve: So this is the plan, you quit your CEO job right? Then the new CEO will misteriously screw up the microsoft design plans ok? Microsoft will fail and OS X will rule the world... If you let me take over microsoft and bring it down, you can have a free intel core Duo mac mini.

Bill: Hmm good idea there steve. I just have two things to say:
A) *attemps to punch steve, misses and punches the table
B) well i have no choice... does the mac mini come with applecare ?

lol,

....yes it does come with applecare for you we shall sell it to for 0% discount of $169

 

[Peace]

Steve : I'm a Mac and I just work.
Bill : I'm a PC.

 

[Killyp]

Has someone been learning karate?