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or: make ordinary photos ridiculous
How was the man on the left transformed into the man on the right?
Make your answer into a caption - add a few - makes for funny reading.
"I'm on my way now to the meeting with the environmentalists...I know they're supposed to be extremists...I'm not worried...WHAT?...what do you mean they have a special dress code for corporate executives?...no, I didn't know...what do you mean they'll take care of it when I get there?...."
Cell phone withdrawl can be so severe that even in complete isolation, the addict will still "talk" on their mittens. Indeed, the Betty Ford Cell-Phone Withdrawl Resort high in the mountains is full of tragic faces just like Michael here.
"Sorry honey, I just failed my company drug test, now that I lost my job I don't know what we will do. I guess the government was right when they said that marijuana will ruin your life"
On the night before he was voted off the island, Benton thought back on his old life. No, he could never return to that life. Not after the mitten incident.
1. [April 26th, 2004 approx 6pm] The day trader calling in an order to move all his assets to Nortel at the opening bell on the 27th, based on a rumor of a "big annoucement" he heard in the lobby.browserman said:
2. [April 28th, 2004] The same day trader pictured here with all assets visible.
Why do I always mix this up? *69 calls the last person back *68 teleports you to a desolate cavern. I shouldn't use the phone when I'm distracted.
browserman said:
Caption: From riches to rags, the life of the SCO lawyer. After IBM last blow, most of the former lawyers are found here playing music for food. (200X when IBM wins and SCO folds.)
"I'm leaving now for the IT conference in Atlanta. No, I'm driving. I heard about some shortcuts through back roads in Georgia...If I get lost, I'll just ask for directions! What's the worst that can happen?..."
Before:
THE PRICE OF BEING A WELL-DRESSED EXECUTIVE IN NEW YORK:
Savile Row hand-tailored pinstriped suit, cost: $2850
Hermes silk tie, cost: $135
Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and monogrammed cufflinks, cost:$265
Brooks Brothers dress socks, cost:$40
Church's "benchmade in London" made-to-order captoe shoes, cost: $725
Rolex, cost: $4150
Company cell-phone, cost: $0
TOTAL COST: $7165
After:
The satisfaction that comes from hearing that the CEO who stole your ideas and transferred you to a cave in Azerbaijan, where the required dress code is hermit's cast-off rags and bare feet, has just been indicted for embezzlement.
Priceless
