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browserman

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May 2, 2004
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or: make ordinary photos ridiculous

How was the man on the left transformed into the man on the right?

Make your answer into a caption - add a few - makes for funny reading. :)
 

jimsullivan

macrumors newbie
May 2, 2004
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"I'm on my way now to the meeting with the environmentalists...I know they're supposed to be extremists...I'm not worried...WHAT?...what do you mean they have a special dress code for corporate executives?...no, I didn't know...what do you mean they'll take care of it when I get there?...."
 

rainman::|:|

macrumors 603
Feb 2, 2002
5,438
2
iowa
Cell phone withdrawl can be so severe that even in complete isolation, the addict will still "talk" on their mittens. Indeed, the Betty Ford Cell-Phone Withdrawl Resort high in the mountains is full of tragic faces just like Michael here.
 

Koodauw

macrumors 68040
Nov 17, 2003
3,952
197
Madison
So Bob I just got the CFO posistion at Enron. This job is gonna take me to places I never thought possible.
 

RandomDeadHead

macrumors 6502
Feb 8, 2003
454
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fennario
"Sorry honey, I just failed my company drug test, now that I lost my job I don't know what we will do. I guess the government was right when they said that marijuana will ruin your life"
 

superninjagoat

macrumors 6502
Apr 23, 2004
325
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Apex, N.C
On the night before he was voted off the island, Benton thought back on his old life. No, he could never return to that life. Not after the mitten incident.
 

Raid

macrumors 68020
Feb 18, 2003
2,155
4,588
Toronto
browserman said:
1. [April 26th, 2004 approx 6pm] The day trader calling in an order to move all his assets to Nortel at the opening bell on the 27th, based on a rumor of a "big annoucement" he heard in the lobby.

2. [April 28th, 2004] The same day trader pictured here with all assets visible.
 

Horrortaxi

macrumors 68020
Jul 6, 2003
2,240
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Los Angeles
Why do I always mix this up? *69 calls the last person back *68 teleports you to a desolate cavern. I shouldn't use the phone when I'm distracted.
 

alxths

macrumors 6502
Apr 3, 2003
353
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browserman said:

"Hey, yeah I'm talking to you on the new phone ... Didn't cost me a thing! I just had to sign a contract with them ... Fine print?"
 

Benjamin

macrumors 6502a
Oct 27, 2003
959
1
Portland, OR
browserman said:

Caption: From riches to rags, the life of the SCO lawyer. After IBM last blow, most of the former lawyers are found here playing music for food. (200X when IBM wins and SCO folds.)
 

jimsullivan

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May 2, 2004
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"I'm leaving now for the IT conference in Atlanta. No, I'm driving. I heard about some shortcuts through back roads in Georgia...If I get lost, I'll just ask for directions! What's the worst that can happen?..."

:D
 

jimsullivan

macrumors newbie
May 2, 2004
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Before:

THE PRICE OF BEING A WELL-DRESSED EXECUTIVE IN NEW YORK:

Savile Row hand-tailored pinstriped suit, cost: $2850

Hermes silk tie, cost: $135

Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and monogrammed cufflinks, cost:$265

Brooks Brothers dress socks, cost:$40

Church's "benchmade in London" made-to-order captoe shoes, cost: $725

Rolex, cost: $4150

Company cell-phone, cost: $0

TOTAL COST: $7165



After:

The satisfaction that comes from hearing that the CEO who stole your ideas and transferred you to a cave in Azerbaijan, where the required dress code is hermit's cast-off rags and bare feet, has just been indicted for embezzlement.

Priceless
 
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