Forget ye not the great Douglas Adams, I beseech thee ... or ye.
Kernel Don't Panic
Also the wonderful Richard Dawkins, Stephen Fry, Stephen Fry and Gackt respectively. Grouped by position and camera angle.
In
The Secret Life of the Manic Depressive
Ghastly posed, of course, but that's life. Oh no, that's advertising.
I'm pretty sure that if Oscar Wilde were still with us he'd be a Mac user. A modernised quotation: "I can tell you why America is so violent. It's because your wallpapers are so ugly." or something to that effect.