Defensive? Not at all. Amused, maybe.Why are you so defensive?
We've never had a fanless computer that takes a semi-highend PC laptop to match. The M1 Air showed what a fanless computer could do. It was a game-changer and opens us up to a keyboard computer.
The best recent keyboard computer was this: https://www.raspberrypi.com/products/raspberry-pi-keyboard-and-hub/
None of your comments are remotely relevant to the statement that Apple is applying for a patent for a keyboard computer form factor - something that has significant prior art. That newer computers are faster is not what is being discussed here.