You're missing the point.
When you buy this, it comes with a special prescription filled at Walgreens. Within 20 minutes of ingesting the "tablet experience enhancer pill*", that Maylong tablet seems incredibly responsive, runs applications you can't even imagine, distorts space and time, enables you to read minds and get a glimpse at the huge conspiracy "THEY" are trying to pull over on us. Sure, the spec's read 800x480 resolution, but once medicated it seems like 8000 x 4800.
* Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of the Walgreen Tablet Experience Enhancer.
* Side-effects may include blurred vision, a ringing in the ears, and drooling
* If you don't buy one of these tablets, "THEY" will come to your house and do things with your toothbrush. You have been warned.
* After 2-3 weeks using the Walgreen Tablet Experience Enhancer medication, most users find that they longer require a hardware device, any flat surface will do. The only limit is your imagination(tm).
* If you find yourself playing Angry Birds for more than 4 hours, consult a physician immediately. This is a dangerous condition and requires immediate medical treatment.
* Do not taunt the Walgreens Happy Fun Tablet.