That was the only funny and amusing thing in the whole thread.
And you were able to deliver it with such a deadpan expression... i am impressed, and refuse to play poker with you.
You've never really used flash much on Windows have you? When my old 1.8Ghz intel celeron could handle 1080p flash video and use about 5-8% processor usage, and have never had a flash related crash. But my friends quad-core i7 MacBook almost gets brought to its knees running YouTube in 480p...