That's part of what sucks about the industry; I know, I used to be a technician, but that was many, many years ago. If there's any admission of an accident, the warranty is automatically voided.
But there is an important point about the design there. It's been a standard practice to put covers over the components (usually a sheet between the keyboard and everything else) to protect from casual spills. This is really the first time I've seen a laptop drop dead from a spill. It usually takes a full immersion to cause a disaster. At least, that's the way things used to be. I would have to look into the current industry practices to know if that's still standard.
Anyways, as I'm working on a contract out of the country, having my own desktop is really inconvenient. And it may be that I can't send it in for repair until I get home at the end of July. And since I'm away from home, I don't have any of my tools or a decent workbench to do repairs. I think I may be really badly screwed on this one.
And thanks for the sympathy everyone!