As a fairly recent Mac gamer who finds himself spoiled for choice - I mean, it usually takes months just to play through stuff (or as you put it "crap") like the "AoE" franchise, "Civilization", "Command & Conquer" games, etc. - I think yours is probably the best tongue-in-cheek comment on the thread so far.Great stuff!
Did you check out the Games section on Apple's site. Here's some of the games listed...
-Christmas Crisis
-Chocolate Castle
-Ozzy Bubbles
-DQ Tycoon
No, really....these are some of the many games on the Mac. Some of which are even considered "Staff Picks".
...You can't make this stuff up.
-Stell