This idea is just so stupid I've had to come back to comment again; what the hell is the point in having a
server if their job is taken by a bloody iPad?
Ryan, you really shouldn't have felt the need to "come back"...as the saying goes It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain...... who, in case you never heard of him, was not stupid.
I had the exact same thought as the OP 6 years ago and it is NOT a stupid idea.
BTW, this would NOT eliminate "servers" ....as only a bloody idiot would think the food would "serve" itself

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Just think about it for a minute...first, it has to be "built into" the table then laminated while maintaining the capacitive touch ability so no spills can destroy the iPad. Now, imagine the possibilities and benefits for a restaurant (especially large chains)
- Having an interactive menu with appropriate "PAID" advertising ..think "Miller Beer" on the beer page. Coke on the burger page.
- Every alcohol company has a "marketing budget" that they spend on signs etc .
- This "ad revenue" ALONE would probably pay for the iPads in under a year. Think Google ad words where the vendors would "bid" on the rights to a banner ad especially with large chains like TGIF, Applebees etc.
- Promoting the daily specials would be easy as pie
(see how you might have an incremental dessert sale)
- Most chains redo their menus 4 times a year. Many with very expensive laminated, colored booklets. This high cost would be eliminated and allow them to electronically update any menu item(s) from corporate directly at any time.
- How about eliminating coloring books and crayons replaced by free video games for all the kids?..another cost savings.
- GAMES GAMES GAMES ....both single player and mutiplayer. Think Megatouch...anther additional revenue stream. Do you have any idea how much each of those "game only" machines bring in per month? Well I do, and it is in the HUNDREDS of dollars that are now split with the vending machine distributor. Again, this would pay for the iPads in months...not years.
- Internet Internet Internet...do I need to spoon feed you about that?
- Convenience Convenience Convenience..have you ever wanted another beer but couldn't get the waiter's attention because they were too busy?? How about paying your bill ..ever have to wait for that?
- Collect email addresses from customers so you can do email marketing. FYI, most chains in the US are already doing that manually!
- Greatly increased productivity from staff while reducing training cost.
- Reduced order errors and providing an "on demand" reorder and checkout.
- Jukebox at your table. ANOTHER revenue source! All conveniently added to your bill!
- TV at your table. Even you might get that one.
- Social apps for flirting and "breaking the ice"
something you sure could use!!!
- Ever hear of NTN? Google it or just go to http://www.buzztime.com/
I could go on and on but have given away WAY TOO much info/ideas already

. I seriously thought about developing such an "ecosystem" for some large chain restaurant ......as they would be able to afford/finance such a large project while determining "proof of concept" and financial/productivity benefits. This was all LONG before the iPad. I stopped because I found out that some "unknown" guy was already ahead of me. The guy?.....Nolan Bushnell ......ever hear of him? or are you too young and dumb??
He was only.... the co-founder and former CEO of both Atari and Chuck E. Cheese. The only problem as far as I can determine.....he was too early in the game and tried to do it
only in his restaurant(s). The name of which is uWink
http://www.uwink.com/. Check them out and see where they were/are headed.
I met his son (who was in charge of software development) at their original flagship restaurant who told me they were using Mac mini's for all the networked touch screens. I had a nice 2 hour conversation with him regarding their platform & network development.
While they have changed their approach as their restaurants (the absolute toughest business I have ever been in) never did take off. They are now offering their platform only and I am sure they are salivating over the iPad.
Anyone interested in moving forward on such a project or have contacts within a corporate chain for further discussions please PM me.
BTW, the Rio in Vegas has the iBar with about 10 surface computers which you can't even get on they are so busy
http://www.riovegasnights.com/