i say, drinking is fun. drinking and listening to music is also fun. i am not one for bragging but i think that dirty ass martinis are only for when you are slowing down. you can't slurp those bastards down that fast at all. too tangy and salty...whew!!Mr. Anderson said:
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i like to skribble but i wish i had a direct interface into my brain. ah yes, N(IN just reminded me they will take that away too.
an we hurry up and revolutionize here? i know its not convenient but this isn't 7 evelven .. or is it? a seven pointed star on the eleventh hour ? the anticipation? maybe...\\\\
on e hander pen .. the other a beer. my turntable is still spinning. and i nee d sto go to bed.
peace | enjut
an we hurry up and revolutionize here? i know its not convenient but this isn't 7 evelven .. or is it? a seven pointed star on the eleventh hour ? the anticipation? maybe...\\\\
on e hander pen .. the other a beer. my turntable is still spinning. and i nee d sto go to bed.
peace | enjut
happy birthday tp. .. i still like to order food and get abeer; and i've beem able to do it for 5 years now.tpjunkie said:thanks all for the birthday greetings, I'm still enjoying the novelty of ordering a beer with meals.
berr is good. i have a least one a day. .. well most days.
peace | neut
whoa I'm totally drunk. just wanted to say I love all you here at macrumors, you guy are the best. I ordered Tiger and I'm so excited!! See you all later, my apologies for those of you who are subscribed to this thread...peace
anyone ever play beer baseball? great game to play with buddies, and u get pretty buzzed in the game. heres how to play.
find a hard surface, like granite or hard wood or something. get 4 different sized cups (smallest to biggest, shortest to highest type thing), and line them up. fill them with beer. now, put a rag or something in front of the cups (once they are lined up). So now, you have 4 cups full of beer, different sizes, lined up, with a rag (or even a strip of tape) in front of them. If you use a strip of tape, make it about 8-10" from the first cup.
Now, get a quarter. You have to bounce the quarter on the hard surface, BEFORE the tape/rag (whatever you use). Keep score. The biggest cup is a homerun, then a triple, double, etc. If you make the quarter in the triple (for example), the other team has to drink that cup. Then you refill. If you miss the cups, thats an out. 3 outs to an inning.
The losers (after 7 innings or so) finish off all the beer left in the cups (so, 4 cups full of beer).
Some say the losers are the winners.
find a hard surface, like granite or hard wood or something. get 4 different sized cups (smallest to biggest, shortest to highest type thing), and line them up. fill them with beer. now, put a rag or something in front of the cups (once they are lined up). So now, you have 4 cups full of beer, different sizes, lined up, with a rag (or even a strip of tape) in front of them. If you use a strip of tape, make it about 8-10" from the first cup.
Now, get a quarter. You have to bounce the quarter on the hard surface, BEFORE the tape/rag (whatever you use). Keep score. The biggest cup is a homerun, then a triple, double, etc. If you make the quarter in the triple (for example), the other team has to drink that cup. Then you refill. If you miss the cups, thats an out. 3 outs to an inning.
The losers (after 7 innings or so) finish off all the beer left in the cups (so, 4 cups full of beer).
Some say the losers are the winners.
but its more fun to play a game (i think). if u have a bunch of guys, or a few guys/girls, it can make for an awesome game
I'm drunk. If you read anything before the edit, please forget. (Puts up the Men in Black flash thingy).
OK, I'm not drunk now, but I was last night... funny story. Several of us, including the manager of the bar I often frequent, went to the bar after closing (2 AM) to partake of a few after-hours drinks, especially since it was her boyfriend's 30th birthday today. (Everyone who was there is a friend of mine.) While there, I ended up drinking about 4 shots of Patron tequila and a couple of vodka drinks. (I have a legendary ability to consume alcohol and not get sick or suffer a hangover... but I don't do it very often.)
Now, the problem is that she locked the bar's door from the inside, to keep anyone else from coming in... and then, at some point, she lost the key. And there's only one way out of the bar... through the door that we couldn't unlock. (NC law stipulates that certain types of drinking establishments have to have a deadbolt on the doors, to prevent someone from breaking the glass and just flipping the lock open.)
The 7 of us turned the place upside down looking for the key, but there was no sign of it. Around 6 AM, they called the owner of the bar, but she didn't answer her phone... so they called a locksmith. He thought we were joking ("We're locked inside a bar and can't get out! Please come save us!") and wouldn't come. Neither would the second locksmith. The third one DID come, and had the door unlocked (with all of us looking like animals in a zoo) around 7 AM. Total cost for his services, including relocking the door once we were all outside: $125. Then, a quick walk home (I live in the building next door) and to sleep.
The moral of the story is "Keep a damn spare key in your establishment if you have to use it to get out when the door's locked."
Now, the problem is that she locked the bar's door from the inside, to keep anyone else from coming in... and then, at some point, she lost the key. And there's only one way out of the bar... through the door that we couldn't unlock. (NC law stipulates that certain types of drinking establishments have to have a deadbolt on the doors, to prevent someone from breaking the glass and just flipping the lock open.)
The 7 of us turned the place upside down looking for the key, but there was no sign of it. Around 6 AM, they called the owner of the bar, but she didn't answer her phone... so they called a locksmith. He thought we were joking ("We're locked inside a bar and can't get out! Please come save us!") and wouldn't come. Neither would the second locksmith. The third one DID come, and had the door unlocked (with all of us looking like animals in a zoo) around 7 AM. Total cost for his services, including relocking the door once we were all outside: $125. Then, a quick walk home (I live in the building next door) and to sleep.
The moral of the story is "Keep a damn spare key in your establishment if you have to use it to get out when the door's locked."
Gah... the drunk thread should be sticky so I don't have to go down to the second page of threads to find it.
Anyway, I'm pretty drunk right now... the wine bar whose web site I run (Cuvée Wine + Art Gallery) does 1/2 price bottles on Wednesday nights. I just finished a bottle of Oak Knoll pinot noir... very nice wine. (I wish the girl I've been seeing could've been there, but she had plans with her roommate tonight and wouldn't have stayed out until 2 AM... and certainly not on a school night.) While I was drinking my wine, I had a very good talk with the owner about how things might run better at Cuvée. I think we made some good progress.
BTW, if this post is error-free, it's a minor miracle.
Anyway, I'm pretty drunk right now... the wine bar whose web site I run (Cuvée Wine + Art Gallery) does 1/2 price bottles on Wednesday nights. I just finished a bottle of Oak Knoll pinot noir... very nice wine. (I wish the girl I've been seeing could've been there, but she had plans with her roommate tonight and wouldn't have stayed out until 2 AM... and certainly not on a school night.) While I was drinking my wine, I had a very good talk with the owner about how things might run better at Cuvée. I think we made some good progress.
BTW, if this post is error-free, it's a minor miracle.
clayj i am durnk but i i liked your story.
i think thats smrt to hae an extra key. we had tog et a thumpscr3 for the door at qwokr becuae the booksellers god mad tring to find a keyhoder to let them in/out.
ia m drink,
dirnk
di
we had a wonderufl passover seder and we took the 4 glasses of wine serioisly, nad agumented tit with shots..fx.
ebrhojr'lfnm
jgifol
i <3 macrumors
i think thats smrt to hae an extra key. we had tog et a thumpscr3 for the door at qwokr becuae the booksellers god mad tring to find a keyhoder to let them in/out.
ia m drink,
dirnk
di
we had a wonderufl passover seder and we took the 4 glasses of wine serioisly, nad agumented tit with shots..fx.
ebrhojr'lfnm
jgifol
i <3 macrumors
it totok me a while but i finally found drunk thread v2!!!!! its been a while since ive searched this out. facebook is pretty cool, i usually hit that up when im drunk, sorry macrumors! there jsut arnt as many hot chicks in mac rumors as there are on facebook!!! heh. so co rocks!!!!
I am as drunk as a fiddle as i type this...will most probably remember this the next day and think.....oh ***** what did i write...but yeah..drinking is great..and i have to agree with wPod....there are no chicks here....and i have been dry so i need to go and find some chicks..hmmph.
Oh well here is my contribution to the Drunk Thread V.2
Oh well here is my contribution to the Drunk Thread V.2
revenuee said:You guys are looking for "chicks" online? -- WOW amazing
well i already threw up tonight, i'm going to bed
I am out of that thread.. i am not looking for a chick.. i have a Wife that i am happy with
Its those other drunkards!! *points*- Ed.. I need more blood in my alcohol stream....
Our friend Baudalire Said it Best:
Get drunk!
On wine, poetry, virtue, anything
Just get drunk!
(I am paraphrasing this all, while slightly tipsy, so cut me some slack!)
Get drunk!
On wine, poetry, virtue, anything
Just get drunk!
(I am paraphrasing this all, while slightly tipsy, so cut me some slack!)
man, im glad the drunk thread has been posted in receintly. After a few too many with my boys it was a happy find. i just got killed in some video games, but it was worth it becuase then we watched the office. classic show.
wow, i really shouldn't be posting. tomorrow is going to hurt. god bless the drunk thread!! i am sorry in advance for such a meaningless post. but that is what this thread is all about! yay for jack and coke.
wow, i really shouldn't be posting. tomorrow is going to hurt. god bless the drunk thread!! i am sorry in advance for such a meaningless post. but that is what this thread is all about! yay for jack and coke.
question fear said:
wow, i am really drunk, and this is still really funny! sir, you are much drunker than i! cheers!
Perfection
One of the better posts I have ever had the pleasure of reading. I can just see you typing and giggling at the same time. The whole time hitting the wrong keys half of the time. Thank you for making my life more enjoyable with this post. Hope you feel better on Monday because Sunday is going to suck for you!!!
question fear said:
One of the better posts I have ever had the pleasure of reading. I can just see you typing and giggling at the same time. The whole time hitting the wrong keys half of the time. Thank you for making my life more enjoyable with this post. Hope you feel better on Monday because Sunday is going to suck for you!!!