Thanks for noticing
I was surprised anyone knew enough about my posting to make this kind of determination

But yeah, it was kinda the total opposite of me and I probably went too far with it
I just couldn't stop myself once I got started, but it would have probably played better if I had kept it more toned down and believable
What I was surprised most about was NOBODY challenged my statistics at all
I mean .03% and 1.6% of buyers, (and I used it twice!), c'mon people, did that really make any sense, especially without any documentation behind it?
Just goes to show, if you act like you know what you are talking about and throw out stats, people will take it at face value... scary
Thanks to
@Doctor Q and others for allowing me to participate in this extended April Fool's Event!
Oh, and I do have an original iPad Mini that I would like to upgrade
But I am still waiting on my confirmation email