I'm a programmer, simply put. I code several languages to create webapps and desktop applications, I work for a few companys freelance and I build websites for others.
OK. I'm going to not (as after my initial annoyance, I decided I'd be more mature) swear here. Please don't be a stupid uninformed assumptive person, you may be surfing the web and sending/receiving emails, but I'm not, just because you don't need it, doesn't mean others don't. I have it because I can afford it, and I can afford it because I work, and I need it for my work. Admittedly, I don't need the dual 30s, but they help me work especially when I'm doing complicated UML.
You should be outside.