Hi guys, I'm back for more abuse. 
I've enjoyed this discussion and am happy to see that at least a few people understand what I was trying to achieve, even if they didn't find it funny personally. A special thank to nmrrjw66, I was feeling a bit lonely there for a while.
I guess a lot of you will be happy to hear that the app has tanked. I don't mind particularly as this was never a labour of love, like my next title, more a way to vent some frustration over the state of the app store. A sad/funny fact about my promo-codes given away both here and elsewhere: Very few admitted to take any but they were all gone in a jiffy...
I've enjoyed this discussion and am happy to see that at least a few people understand what I was trying to achieve, even if they didn't find it funny personally. A special thank to nmrrjw66, I was feeling a bit lonely there for a while. I guess a lot of you will be happy to hear that the app has tanked. I don't mind particularly as this was never a labour of love, like my next title, more a way to vent some frustration over the state of the app store. A sad/funny fact about my promo-codes given away both here and elsewhere: Very few admitted to take any but they were all gone in a jiffy...