My best friend is a girl, and I am a girl.
And I am not a lesbian, so you can see how we are on two different pages here

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You don't seem to understand.
First - you ARE a lesbian, you're hot, and so isn't your hot friend. And you both can feel free to throw your clothes all over my floor and do what you please in here.
Because any of that could only ever happen in my dream world.... And lately I think I'd be lucky to get that much action there, either.
But, now that we are back to reality, and you're not a lesbian, and your friend leaving clothes around irks you - I actually do understand.
And you should also understand that even in some strange twist of fate some girl were to decide to show up and expose her girly parts in here - no way on earth she'd stay for more than 1/220th of a second. Because that's the minimum amount of time it takes for an image to register in the human brain. Come 2/220th, she'd be on her way out. And wouldn't even considering BURNING her clothes on my floor, let alone leaving them here.
The truth is out.
And seeing the uber clean rooms of my Apple brethren - I'm now a bit ashamed to call myself a "true" Apple user. I also have a REALLY nice loft bed I want to show off to a fellow lofter in here. But can't until I clean this pit up.
To my "adversaries" - I willingly forfeit my chips - and will remunerate you both in some way. But seriously, I know I have a better hand than one of you do. (I'm going to go and change that now)