Thanks for the feedback guys.
Is not the corporation, am weary of the "Genius" teen who sits in the window-less back room all day changing batteries and decides, rogue fashion, the existing battery is good enough, still >80% health, leaving it in and the dumb customer won't notice.
Apple the corporation, I sense, rather have me buy a new phone than keep using an old phone, surreptitiously passes along that message to the "crew," Why not show me the cycle count, a black&white metric, why hide it?
If I take along my laptop and run Coconut Battery, am afraid the genius will tell me, "that is not in our procedure" and we know how large corporations love their procedures.
A little paranoid, yes.