Humans are disgusting. Using someone else's iPad

[tys]

I never realized how greasy most peoples hands are til I got my iPhone.
If I loan my iPad or iPhone to someone, it gets more greasy fingerprints in 2 minutes than I get on it all day.

 

[wovel]

You win this thread.

Can you win your own thread? Seems like cheating..Dirty and disgusting.

 

[racer1441]

The iPad, like the touch and phone, will collect smudges.

You are right though. People are disgusting.

 

[calebz]

Just makes me want to take a moist-towelette if I ever plan on testing one at a BestBuy.

 

[1rottenapple]

Thread starter: Were you home schooled? Just wondering. I would not be surprised.

 

[ngenerator]

As long as you keep your iPad off the back of your cruiser, I think you're all good.

FIGNUTS! The zing of the day!

 

[calebz]

Thread starter: Were you home schooled? Just wondering. I would not be surprised.

lol Hey, now. The Duggars have 19 kids ('19 Kids & Counting', TLC) and I'll be damned if I'll have you say anything bad about a freakshow version of the Waltons on steroids who run their family like it was a televised cult, all while home-schooling them in the process... uh, on 2nd thought!

We coo', we coo'!

 

[tbob32]

Just like going to KFC - just lick the grease off and keep going.

 

[noah82]

Ewwwwww!!

 

[calebz]

Just like going to KFC - just lick the grease off and keep going.

I'm just waiting for someone to write "wash me" with their fingers on the grease of the screen; like it was a dirty car somewhere.

PS Don't do that on a car... it wrecks the paint.

PPS Don't do that to someone else's iPad you see laying on a Starbucks table or coffee table while they're going to the potty... it may result in some broken fingers!

 

[OneMike]

Help does sound needed

 

[Dmac77]

Ever seen an iPhone screen after it's held against an oily face?

Try this, the oily face of a teenager (AKA me). If the OP saw that, they just might attempt suicide.

Don

 

[renewed]

PPS Don't do that to someone else's iPad you see laying on a Starbucks table or coffee table while they're going to the potty... it may result in some broken fingers!

If someone is dumb enough to leave their iPad on the table to go use the restroom, the least of their worries should be finger smudges creating words. I think the biggest would be... NOT HAVING AN iPAD WHEN THEY GET BACK.

 

[iVoid]

Try this, the oily face of a teenager (AKA me). If the OP saw that, they just might attempt suicide.

Don

Oh, I'm sure you're not ugly enough to make people commit suicide upon seeing your oily face.

 

[Dmac77]

Oh, I'm sure you're not ugly enough to make people commit suicide upon seeing your oily face.

I wasn't saying that, thank you for your reassuring comment though My iPhone might be disgusting enough after I take a phone call, to cause the OP to commit suicide though; since the OP seems to be a major clean freak.

Don

 

[PDelahanty]

If the smudges bother you, just lick them off. I mean, that's what I do to my iPhone and it works great!

 

[PNutts]

Someone forgot to take off their meat gloves.

 

[jimbo1mcm]

App developers:

This a perfect opportunity to develop an app that shows all the germs, body oils and DNA on the desktop!! Lol

 

[killerrobot]

This is too funny.

I let my dogs clean my screen for me. I spot check their work and lick any spots they missed.

 

[Manatee]

Yeah, the human body is icky. The OP should have him/herself shrink-wrapped. Oh, and don't even think about touching money!

 

[Thalesian]

Yeah, the human body is icky. The OP should have him/herself shrink-wrapped. Oh, and don't even think about touching money!

There are 500-1000 seperate bacteria species that live on your skin. And they spend their entire lives there... I suggest charging rent.

 

[PDelahanty]

There are 500-1000 seperate bacteria species that live on your skin. And they spend their entire lives there... I suggest charging rent.

I counted them as dependents on my taxes.